heartless
Canada
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Creep
United States
I stand accused
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
Farty
Anchorage, United States
Feu Orange
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Username
India
Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML
spoiled22
United Kingdom
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
erockinthesuburb
Noblesville, United States
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Damn, son…
Today, my anger issues reached their worst after a horrible day at work. I kicked my girlfriend out of our apartment because I smelled another man's cologne when I came home. The "cologne" was a scented candle that she had burning while I was gone. FML
Top comments
PianoManGidley 0
Sometimes people just get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting into relationships. Sometimes, however, you yourself need to step back and analyze what YOU may doing wrong.
EcoDreamer 0
I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (118)
The_Frost 0
It was kind of funny. I think it would have been funnier if you said, "Today, I realized that milk lasts longer than any of my relationships."
dreamofme 0
Maybe you should try not to suck so much at life. Eh?
kel23 0
wow this is so gay. everyones FMLs are like this now.. like wow i just realized that...... was the most fun i have had in months or some thing really retarded and BORING like that.
wthman 0
#12 needs to gtfo of America more.
IHateXbox 0
This is not an FML. I could seriously come up with about 200 of these. And what's sad is, people probably post FMLs that are way better than this and they don't get through because retards like you are just now finding out how pathetic you really are. So, in response to your FML: Today, I went on to FML to find a laugh. All I could find were people throwing a pity party for themselves. FML.
ultravioletbaby 0
I'm totally with #6 here. These don't deserve to be on here...
darkmis1 18
This FML sounds a lot like the 1 that wuz posted the other day: "Today, I found out a tattoo lasts longer than my marriage. FML." You need to think of a more original 1.
heatherrrx 0
Wow, I don't remember writing this? I feel you. :(
idreamofpeace 0
I don't see how this made it to be an FML...
iamspartacus2 0
That's the way it works with most people.