Love: Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first...

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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Out of the blue

By TheLastGreatDope - 20/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2016 20:06 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML

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The struggle is real

By Any mouse - 05/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By lovehurts - 10/02/2016 02:29 - United States - New Baltimore

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

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By Joboi23 - 07/03/2018 19:00

Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 20:23

Who? WHO WAS IT?! The suspense is killing me!

GreenHacker 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:19

Tell her it's a sign and that you two should actually be together. Then sleep with her. Then move on.

Comments

Anteezy 7

Friday 6 November 2009 20:16

depends on why she broke up with you did you cheat or something or do you have a weird animal fetish ¿

42billybob 5

Friday 6 November 2009 21:05

your life sucks because you use a dating service.

wannabangyo 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:07

... your sister?

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:54

comment love.

f_me247 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:18

y cant we delete comments?!?!?!?!?

Noxnox_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:56

that ******* sucks. I was in love with a guy.. hell, still am.. for years now. Evry singl dating site I join, guess who is the best match for me within 100 miles? Yeaaaah. So I feel for you.

abbylolz 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:14

ha.... well u were ment to be. unless ur just really a stalker trying to win her back.

lullabyy_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:19

i just think its sad that u cant find a person in your every day life and that u need a computer to tell you who ur match is.that,is what would depress me.