Isn't that, like, a crime?

By Dan - 22/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
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incognitho 2

there were children around and you had to do this publicly ? it’s giving pervvv.

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suntrkr 9

first, I'm impressed that you could hold your breath that long. second, I'm equally impressed that you're swimming in a lake in Michigan this time of year. kudos x2

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incognitho 2

there were children around and you had to do this publicly ? it’s giving pervvv.

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suntrkr 9

first, I'm impressed that you could hold your breath that long. second, I'm equally impressed that you're swimming in a lake in Michigan this time of year. kudos x2

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Lost Reggie 20

Should have asked them to join ya. (If they were 18+) otherwise, what the other person said.

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