Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I asked my coworker to pay back the $100 I'd loaned her when she fell on hard times. She’s owed me for almost a year now, and she always said she’d pay me back “Next week.” She responded by telling HR that I was “harassing” and “threatening” her. FML
Today, a friend is refusing to pay her final portion on the vacation we’ve been planning for over a year. She's met a new guy and he’s uncomfortable with her going on a girls' trip. We’ve been planning this trip longer than she’s known him and it’s too close to the date for us to get a full refund. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, my adult daughter reached out to me, asking to mend our relationship. I told her there would be nothing until she paid me back for what I spent raising her ungrateful self. In response, she laughed at me, said, "Never mind" and flipped me off as she walked out. FML
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zah_ali 3
I know how you feel! I have a similar situation. Lent a friend a decent sum of money...few years on still waiting to get paid back. It sucks cos you think your helping someone out and they just take the piss!!
varkey 7
why are you friends with her?
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kennakatherine 0
maybe that's why she can't afford to pay you back?
underpaid011 0
ohhh the fun you can have! 1. know anyone with heart issues? borrow a nitro pill, crush it up, rub the powder on her luggage handles and zipper. airport security loves to find potential explosive traces on bags. try to hit both the carry on and checked bags. 2. anonymous tips about the international drug smuggler never get old. 3. plant items of extreme embarrassment into carry on bags. the more perverted and hidden the better. make sure to get stuff that uses batteries for best effect - bonus points for wires.
tundraman07 0
Ohh take the money and run--Steve Miller
usmcbunny 0
I got into an insane argument over something like that just last night. A kid I know was bitching about the avatar movie. You know, the common complaints. The acting sucked, the bending rules changed, the names were mispronounced. I didn't argue with the first two, but I told him that the director changed the names to make them sound traditional. So he made a personal insult, then told me that because the actors where Hindu and black, it didn't make sense. The actors should be Asian. Then he complained about me talking when I "didn't know anything." So, I told him to take his Midol, and told him to look up the interview that Nick did on You Tube, or maybe even Nick's website. So, he said I have a problem with arguing and wanting to win, and bitched about me criticizing him, so I replied that I wasn't criticizing him, I was just just trying to tell him something. He then repeated that I have a problem with arguing and needing to win. Finally, I told him that he was a hypocrite. He said, "Whatever, I'm not going to keep arguing with you." He then deleted me off his friends list. I'm still not sure how or why he started arguing. I really think, had he just taken the Midol, he would have been okay.
lindsaysue 4
That's not even remotely similar... And probably the stupidest thing to fight over..
usmcbunny 0
...Exactly why it's similar. He blew up because I contradicted his almighty ass. Because I said something to him that wasn't something he wanted to hear, he became angry
mr_rice 0
U just got Pwned :/ its k my friend owes me 50 bucks and said he couldnt pay me that same day he went to Vans warped tour and payed for the after party >_>
becababy27 0
tell her that she owes you the money now and that it was a dumb ass move to go on a expensive vacation.just confront her and make her give you your rightfully deserved money :)
teyyoshi 19
what does "imao" mean??
swimchic007 0
LMAO = laughing my ass off
stewpididiot 11
steal her passport. she goes nowhere.
raisonbread 0
****.
adamschauss 0
what a ho
tweetbaby14 18
owing money makes a person a ho? I'm pretty sure hos don't owe money or they will het smacked by their pimp