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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

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Since when did moles become parasites?

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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78- Your comment made me squirm lol. But I can understand how that happens

stephy8687 0

YDI because you had to of known it was there. Moles just don't pop up out of nowhere.

Chigagigaroo 0

I believe that there is a difference between a mole and a parasite...

mehwhocares 9

I think you fail at stopping bleeding.

that could cause skin cancer ...

were u high or something? WTF...YDI

TannerBoys 1

Man Thats Disgusting!

Wudnt u know u had a mole there!?

life really is harder when your dumb. isn't it......

That could be cancerous No joke have that checked