Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
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Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I offered to drive my friends to the airport because their taxi was expensive. We left early and arrived with plenty of time. Then I realized I’d parked in the short-stay car park. I paid more for parking than I would have paid for a taxi. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I decided not to park in the parking garage on campus, in an attempt to save the $8 it would have cost me. Instead, I parked in a surface lot (about a mile away) and got a $50 parking ticket for not having a permit to park there. FML
Today, my truck got towed after being parked for ten minutes, even though wasn't in a no parking area. Now I have to pay 500 dollars to get it out of impound. FML
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rtizzle 0
wtf kind of parking garage charges $13 for every 10 minutes? thats ******* ridiculous
CryingHowls 0
what kind of parking lot is that?! so expensive! parking is free in philippines and rates are charged hourly or every 30 minutes in hong kong (random fact: an hour's parking is 12 pennies) 13 bucks for 10 minutes is pretty intense. It's over a dollar for every minute wtf!
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christopherlove 0
I love so many people assume that everybody has an electric clicker. I've owned five cars in my life, and none of mine nor my parents cars when I lived at home ever had an electric clicker. Also, #5, I have no idea what you're saying. Easily point to your car using a pen on your arm?
thekraken 0
Kind of reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where they spend the entire episode looking for their car in a parking garage.
fml1358 0
lol that's hilarious. but that is SOOOOOO expensive for a parking garage. and how the hell do you lose a ******* car?
tehbestfriend 0
two words, smart one: PANIC BUTTON.
clams_rule0002 0
#46 has a good point
tehbestfriend 0
unfortunatly, it seems as if its too late for the panic button to work ;)
poolshark 0
#46/47: READ the comments that precede yours. People have already mentioned panic buttons and other (smarter) people have already pointed out that only newer cars have electronic keys. (On the same note @#44- I quoted that very episode earlier).
juantanamera 0
This is stupid. This ain't true.
tehbestfriend 0
#50- and how are you sure of that?
elen25 0
What place charges $13 for every 10 minutes past 10? You must be on crack for even parking there.