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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 06:40 - Australia - Saint Marys

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had a rough day and just let it all out while I was gaming. A random stranger actually replied to me, genuinely concerned, and I proceeded to vent about all my problems. It was only after they left that I realized a random stranger on the Internet now cares more about my mental health than my own family. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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Gamers care

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 04:01

Today, I was interacting with someone on a video game, and the topic somehow got switched to mental illness. When I told him about my problems, he was very sympathetic and understanding. A complete stranger cares more about me than my actual family. I'm not sure if I should be happy or crying. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Unloved - 11/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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shroomboy 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 16:03

I used to be that guy, then I took an arrow to the knee

FalconCrunch 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 16:04

Relax. You were probably that weird guy on the bus WAY before this incident.

Comments

Miss_Nightmare 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:53

I don't play skyrim but I love it because it makes my best friend laugh and do these silly voices while playing. Grr to the haters.

sissors1234 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:30

U should of just shut up and been quiet.

_highandlow 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 23:23

Yes because two other people who play a stupid game would "restore your faith in humanity." ******* loser

Britsalmostlegal 17

Friday 28 September 2012 22:01

You must be a 9gagger.

AlwaysAndNever 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 20:54

Why the hell did you say that, creep?

zfchatroulette 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 22:53

Are you stupid...

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:40

yes you are that ******* weird guy on the bus what is wrong with you

xXNerrrdXx 16

Monday 27 May 2013 23:29

Lol dw bro, ive been *the weird girl on the bus, the weird girl in the chem class, the weird girl before the test* and too bad its so hard to stop myself xD

Mimorie17 12

Monday 8 July 2013 6:34

SKYRIM.! SKYRIM.!

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 7:05

So many things wrong with this. You're no just that weird guy on the bus - you're that weird guy, period. By saying that those people who play Skyrim restored your "faith in humanity", what are you saying about people who don't play Skyrim? How the **** can one game decide how much faith you have in humanity? This is why I hate that phrase, people just use it in the most trivial contexts.