Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
greenie213 23
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.
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Comments (90)
Bluekaren16 19
Did you still eat the popcorn?
Boob_fml 6
I hope you catch fire.
Arile 5
Idiot
Unbweavable 17
Complete dumbass
skyeyez9 25
Orville Reddenbachers movie theatre butter popcorn is the best. Dammit, I am hungry for popcorn now (leaves to get a bag to pop in the microwave).
BubbleGrunge 18
Soak your face in cold water or use a cold compress, OP. Burns from steam can be worse than actually burning yourself, and the only relief is soaking in something cold. For a very long time!
andiewithlove 21
So they're supposed to put a cold compress inside their nose and on their eyeballs? Great advice! -___-
pastywhitekid 10
Well they could drown them-self in ice-water. It would would dull their pain and cleanse the gene pool.
BubbleGrunge 18
66 you're a ******* idiot sweetheart. If you can't figure out what I said, keep your brain cell killing comments to yourself. Putting a cold compress on your face does not mean shoving it up your nose. Have you never laid a hot wash cloth on your face just before you wash it?
conor12 5
Um thats kinda werid...
Aniki_Sohma 20
Haha ydi for being illiterate...
redmane 21
Just because OP didn't read the caution label doesn't mean she's illiterate. Are you?
Thorzix 23
YDI for lacking common sense and staining Einstein's name.
tiarrae 10
She was being ironic that's why she used the name.
blaackandprouud 20
That's her username..
FEZ16 3
YDI have you never seen the smoke that comes out the first few seconds.