Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
greenie213 23
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.
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Comments (90)
Screwwedd 12
Third Degree burns are generally painless... they burn away the nerves.
theoriok 14
I was going to say this; the only reason third degree burns hurt is because they are generally surrounded by second and first degree burns, which will hurt.
Faeryl_fml 6
Look up news reports about "popcorn lung". No joke, breathing that stuff in is bad.
haileyvic14 2
You, my friend, are not too smart.
cordelay98 10
Sounds like you just weren't thinking haha
daps29 11
That stuff burns bad
wonderfool1990 2
what the hell is wrong with u
IllyriaSaxon 3
Smart.
CountCoolness 12
Not to be obnoxious, but a third degree burn burns your actual nerves. Basically they aren't painful as there's nothing left to hurt in the burned area.
sharond23 10
um....why woukd you do that? are you stupid?
randybryant799 21
What the hell? Why would you do that? Everyone knows how hot it is.