Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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ByronJess 17
...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
greenie213 23
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.
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Comments (90)
ceejay_williams 1
You gotta ask yourself: "Was that the smartest thing to do?" YDI
tildoorf84 7
no pain, no gain, gotta feel the burn! YDI
loungecat 1
LMAO as if everyone is being so hard on this poor girl, everyone does stupid stuff without thinking about how stupid it is. I always smell my popcorn when I take it out lol.
hewro_failure 11
Not the quickest kernel to pop in the bag are we?
RqwrImma 0
XD
jess183xp 1
Well aren't you a ********, maybe you should read the safety instructions or just use common sense that's assuming you actually have some
jess183xp 1
Well aren't you a silly, maybe you should read the warnings on the packaging or just use some common sense that's assuming you actually have some
zebralover23 14
that was a dumb mistake, should of known something would happen if you just opened a bag that had hot air inside
rainbowkissies 14
dumbass. that shit gives you cancer.
csull356 3
Classic.