Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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ByronJess 17
...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
greenie213 23
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.
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Comments (90)
bigmike7277 4
******* idiot
babalooisbabaloo 5
So you're the reason companies put "please do not eat" on tractors.
sarko30 7
You haven't felt a popcorn related burn until you work at a movie theatre and a hot kernel covered in oil flies down your bra. But still, FYL for the pain, but YDI for not realizing that would happen.
GrantW2505 7
What I FAIL!!'
PandaPandy 6
It says exactly on the bag to not to do that..
seanc722 2
I bet you stick your head in thr oven as soon as you open it when checking on your meal also!
ghostmaya123 11
Honestly YDI for being stupid.
fordneagles 34
Clearly it didn't occur that something coming out of the microwave would be HOT... Well done OP
hermioneg1802 2
Lololol why would you do something so stupid?!?
tsk14 9
It says it on the bag. CAUTION: contents might be too hot. Ydi.