By unsuspectingmom - 22/01/2015 11:32 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
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unsuspectingmom tells us more.

unsuspectingmom 5

Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz

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hekinokuroihi 20

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

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randomguy76 14

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

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sturschaedel 27

Since you said "premature": I hope it wasn't so early that they had to keep the baby in the preemie ward - just imagining to have to sleep at home without your new favourite human being sounds just so heartbreaking. All the best for you and yours!

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BunnyStar 14

It is heartbreaking, I spent 18 longs nights without my little boy while he was in special care. I'm glad it was only 18 days though. :)

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sturschaedel 27

So sorry you had to go through this! You are a very strong woman! Good to hear all is well in the end. I was lucky enough to have two very easy, on-time births. I was able to take both babies home a couple hours after birth. But I remember the first few days even leaving the room they were sleeping in to go to the toilet felt really weird.

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BunnyStar 14

My labour was pretty straight forward, just early. He was a good weight too and breathing on his own. I was shocked though since I only found out I was pregnant at 20 weeks and 13 weeks later there was a baby on my chest haha!

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sturschaedel 27

Wow, 20 weeks is really late to find out! Didn't you have any symptoms or were you just explaining them away? I knew even before I took the test or had the period missing, both times. My breasts were hurting and I had to pee twice as often only days after conception.

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BunnyStar 14

irregular periods, no symptoms bar horrible heartburn and sickness. Took a few tests which came back negative, asked my doctor, who was useless on this occasion and just said I was unlikely to be pregnant if the home tests said I wasn't. had a period a few weeks later so thought nothing of it. got a mysterious bump a few months later and took another test an it was positive

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juliaafaulkner 15

Probably full of regret when he saw the babies head crowning

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slimilicious 20

I would have taken the amniotic fluid from my water breaking and dumped it on him to prove it was real lol

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meli1195 31

I really don't think that's possible unless you stand on top of a bucket

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jthmtwin 16

That is unpleasant and only 10% of women have their water break

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chillandfun 12

Say something you want to happen and it may actually happen! I always wished I had that as a super power.

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thatcoolguy123 14

Well hopefully he realized... if he didn't, then he's an idiot for not being able to interpret your painful screams

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unsuspectingmom 5

No, I didn't fake labor. I told a friend that if my boyfriend didn't stop messing with me, I was gonna end up in labor.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Why are so many people making babies without getting married

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darkangelish 9

Aww, that sucks OP, I hope you made it to the hospital eventually, and congrats!

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unsuspectingmom 5

Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz

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countryb_cth 38

Congratulations!

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Gooberglop 12

Congratulations! Glad to know that everything turned out alright.

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ToxicMoo33 18

Congratulations!!

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LittleMissShadow 16

So good to hear both you and her are a'okay! :)

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Haggis300 25

Does she have a cousin called Rosie? XD

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kirbs19 37

Congrats! Hope your BF apologized!

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sturschaedel 27

Glad to hear your baby girl is fine! Congratulations!

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victrin 12

Glad I'm not the only one who made the connection.

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ihpp 22

absolutely love that name! congrats!

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xChaos 29

That'll be a story for your kid

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jaesol 5

glad you found a way to get to the hospital

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Congratulations!

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alysssssssa 16

beautiful name! I wish the best for your family.

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doraaa01 7

Congratulations OP ! Being a Mum is the most rewarding job and gift you could ever have :) I had my little boy last November and I couldn't imagine doing anything else

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