Today I’m exhausted. My neighbors fucking mongrels didn’t stfu... - FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/08/2020 23:51

Today I’m exhausted. My neighbors fucking mongrels didn’t stfu for 3 hours last night between 1am-4am, this happens most days. I have spoken to them multiple times, most of the neighbours have, and they ignore us. Council complaints do nothing because she has family in the council. I need sleep. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Friday 21 August 2020 16:04

Call the cops for a noise complaint every time it happens. EVERY SINGLE TIME. BURY them in complaints if you have to.

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 21 August 2020 23:16

Cops here do not respond to noise from dogs barking, they say it’s council jurisdiction only.

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JasonThorn 19

Friday 21 August 2020 16:04

Call the cops for a noise complaint every time it happens. EVERY SINGLE TIME. BURY them in complaints if you have to.

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 21 August 2020 23:16

Cops here do not respond to noise from dogs barking, they say it’s council jurisdiction only.

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