Work: Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked...

By Anonyme - 29/01/2016 22:38 - China - Shanghai

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

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Jachin357 28

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:34

do you work for bubba gump shrimp?

RubX 13

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:37

I see a lot of possibilities, let your imagination loose, op!

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Calingaladha 21

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:58

Well, do it! Don't be shellfish.

WretchedOwls 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 19:59

I don't really see what the big deal is, at least he's not asking you to make a lamp shaped like a woman's leg with fishnet stockings.

TheySaidWhat 9

Saturday 30 January 2016 20:38

Shrimp + Lamp = Shramp Actually maybe not..

mrBearBear 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 20:54

Why does this make your life suck? You're boss is giving you a unique challenge, this is your chance to show your skill in the area you're pursuing.

Love_L0ST 13

Saturday 30 January 2016 20:56

Why is this an FML

Fetuskicker666 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 1:11

shape it upside down, the tail can hold the lamp shade and it can rest on the body, work a switch into the side

sushisushichick 8

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:33

I don't see this as an fml -- that sounds like way too much fun

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