Miscellaneous: Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine...

By Phil - 21/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 10:00

Today, I was carded for trying to buy wine and was told the dates were faded, so they wouldn’t be selling it to me, since they suspected I was underage. I work at the vineyard that produces the wine, I’m the head vintner, and I made the wine in the bottle I wasn’t allowed to buy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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By workworkwork - 03/11/2017 05:00

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:36

65 year olds go on fmylife.com?

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:55

I always thought wine aged wonderfully for 5 years or so, then got exponentially worse?

Comments

iluvmybf211 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:11

I'm a ******* dipshit.

DomoKunBieber 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:34

Wait you're a senior and on FMyLife? Well I agree, your life sucks XD

jdawg2010 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:04

Wow, you guys are all douchebags. Happy birthday Phil.

superswagbro 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 18:35

Why is your life ****** because you tasted bad wine?

dolphins_penny 5

Saturday 8 September 2012 0:01

foul wine from your birth year is a bad omen for the ppl who don't know this. also all of us young ppl should stop saying shit about the OP being older than us. us young ppl bitch more and waste our lives on here when we should be doing something productive.