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Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

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If it's any consolation I'm 6ft 3 and have to crouch in the shower if I want to wash my hair. Short isn't so bad.

Looks like you got shortchanged

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kitttkattt 10

how old are you?

Three people put some thought into a gift that would help you with your problem of not being able to reach things. I wish I had three friends that put thought into gifts for me.

OP's friends are awesome.

I'll tell you one thing, you're less likely to develop back problems. Me being 6ft1 I'm going to be expecting back problems for sure I'm the future

Well, at least the gifts were with thoughtful intent. :)

Chin up, OP. I don't like my lack of height either, but there are so many things you could be that are worse than short. Crappy gifts, though. My sympathy.

2 for your feet, 1 for that d*ck

Don't worry OP being tall isn't all that special. Actually anything above 6'2 is a nuisance, I'm 6'6" and It's horrible.

4'11, and getting a footstool was one of the best purchases I ever made! And you got three for free, yay!

They were trying to give you something that you can use. I think it was nice and funny.