Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?
Weevil_fml 0
(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)
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Comments (172)
chilipeppersrok 0
...are they still your friends??
wtfreallyyy 0
omg that is the cutest thing ever.
The_Curse 0
It would be hawt if only if u were rocking out to metal....
redbluegreen 41
You know they probably do the same thing when they're alone too? That's freaking adorable, by the way. :D
LSeb 0
Your buddies must have been enjoying themselves if they were watching you for 30 freakin' minutes. ;)
HellEnvenom 0
AHAHAHAHA!!!! FAG! You would have looked like the biggest poser if it was some shitty My Chemical romance or shitknot or shit like that.
MikuHatsune_fml 0
LOL sad. Wwwww
3mm43 0
I think I love you.. haha ;P
Zomvik1511 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmygclG9_g Reminds me of this ad.
lucyfire_fml 3
sure you're not gay?