Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?
Weevil_fml 0
(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)
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kittine 0
Not really either but totally funny and cute
lunchmeat317 0
Haha, this is good stuff, man. Your friends won't let you live it down. But hey - inside every metalhead, there's an urge to listen to different music. Find a dude and grab his ipod - I bet you aren't the only one.
epicfail13337 4
You're right xD If you grab my iPod I have a lot of pop artists, only 1-3 songs from each one and 20+ songs from metal bands but I still like pop a lot. I'm a metalhead but I think Michelle Branch/Kelly Clarkson are good! Not as good as metal of course though so I barely listen to them. Pop is very far from metal but it's my fav genre after metal. I don't go to pop concerts and have a ton of pop in my youtube favs, that's for metal. Metal is so much better than pop, I don't get tired of it easily like I do with good pop songs. Rocking out to pop...not bad but looks weird if you're a metalhead. I would be fine with you doing this, unless you sounded very bad. I guess some metalheads just aren't used to rocking out to pop since they're too busy headbanging to heavy stuff. :DDDD
Kuroisakura 0
You totally had that one coming. At this point now, all that's left to do is take it far enough until your friends get creeped out by it. Listen to modern Britney, and claim its good.
Bennyboy1985 0
Michelle Branch is hot. I would love to see her rocking out naked. Wouldn't mind seeing Kelly Clarkson rocking out naked with her either!
lich_fml 0
ydi for listening to kelly clarkson. haha.
srslyfucked 0
Advice from a fellow metalhead: if you're going to listen to pop "crap," do it only with headphones on and no one else around. In a sound proof room.
kuhhrissayyxo 0
i don't think the words "rocking out" and "Kelly Clarkson" can be used in the same sentence. YDI, but I find this histerical.
Kylaka 0
i see u have a sensitive side. lol. meh im a metal chick and i still like the softer stuff :P no worries dude
WhEaTgRiNdEr 0
kelly clarkson!!!?? your gay bro! i rock out naked in my room too but not to that crap whats wrong could find any fallout boy. shit man! go cannibal corpse or something like that
exotichummingbir 0
hahahahaha so funny :]