Teu_much
Bronx, United States
Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
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brettrb 18
I find that the monthly payments on leasing a dog are quite reasonable, but the interest is just ridiculous.
airforce987 20
Sorry but YDI for letting your dog outside without supervision or an electric fence.
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giantbuts71 14
OP this was my favourite thing I've ever read.
bunniberry 8
...is the cat okay?
howbout_thisone 13
YDI this one especially since you were aware of what the dog was up to. You have no business owning a dog if that's how you take care of it.
FarFromHome_fml 17
So you let your dog out on the street not in an enclosed garden? Yeah. You should not have a dog.
SwarleyJade 2
Hey all, OP could've easily had proper fencing and the dog had escaped while OP was inside, and dog was out. I feel your pain, owning a kelpie who can clear any fence! Living in a rural area makes this less of a problem for us though. Good luck with your escape artist!
shannon2348 14
ydi. why in gods name are you letting your dog run loose? ever hear of a leash?