Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:52

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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EzZy_Alpha 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:08

Biffbrows FTW.And is that a Camaro? I

hawt_leah_foshiz 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:37

Wow! Great illustration!

thamiks 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:08

Driver must be Asian.

Ma_Ballz_R_Harry 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:29

F.U.B.A.R.

l30n 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:20

LMFAO At illustration! Nice different point of view!

shelbtron 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 2:15

thse illustrations suck.

Rok_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:27

Your comment sucks

Poopybuttz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:28

the illustration is awesome because the car is going through a ******* building! it adds a whole new dimmension of what you thought when you first read this fml.

Kervik 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 13:13

Haha! Ouch.

Rayvillie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:55

awww mann that sucks. hope you get better?

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:17

I so love the illustration.

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