By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 07:33 - United States - Alpine

Spicy
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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isallwaysme 27

well you gotta get through college somehow, at least its better than being a prostitute

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CrashAndBurn44 6

At least she's hot enough to be a stripper?

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BDA_fml 5

Did he try to slip her a dollar?

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Mr_Loudmouth 9

Awesome, you can use that to your advantage. They will all be secretly jealous of you.

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reaxion 25

Ask if she'd be interested in having a stripper pole in the bedroom. Use whatcha got to spice things up, rather than getting upset about it :-)

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kemando 22

When he saw her did he say something like "hey Candy, still sweet? lol

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kernelkat 16

Maybe she was one of the 2% of strippers who say they're doing it to get through college who actually are.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Don't worry about it. She loves you and you love her. Bottomline she must've been damn good to be remembered cause I don't remember any exotic dancers like that at all. Enjoy.

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SpotDog 11

I can't work out if OP is actually complaining or bragging. Given the prevalence of strip clubs for many years now who do you think has been staffing them? That's right, our wives, girlfriends, mothers... We need to get over our reluctance to admit that sexual entertainment is attractive.

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sengmeng 4

You're from California. Just be glad it wasn't ****.

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