Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
snazz23 tells us more.
snazz23 20
OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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CrassKal 27
At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*
soodytheboi 23
That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.
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Comments (83)
termitanor 3
that happens to every couple
OrganicSistah 17
That's love.
SuperKnuckels 6
thats love right there. :)
bradenh413 7
Now he knows that you truly love him. I wish you all many years of happy marriage and many more infected hairs...
LadyGreenShoes 8
Lol I think this is just a moment you shake your head and tell your husband he better return the favor with a bubble bath. :)
sgdigaetano 3
Yuck! I've been married a looong time and I can guarantee you, I've never pulled anything out of my husbands body, anywhere. They have doctors for that