Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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snazz23 20
OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!
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CrassKal 27
At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*
soodytheboi 23
That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.
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PANDORUM89 21
There's always, idk, a professional, that is capable of doing it if you didn't really want to.
holly_fly 34
Unless they don't have insurance... Then it's expensive as crap.
PANDORUM89 21
That seems to be a personal issue. all I'm saying is that if you don't want to do it there is someone who will do it for the person with the issue. If you don't want to pay them for their service then don't complain.
KaleTheVane 7
That's love!
nevada03 1
That is true love. You'll be chuckling about it later. Roses and champagne are nice, but you can buy those anytime. You stepped up to the plate and showed your love. Priceless
guttedbrit 26
that's true love! finding somebody you're so comfortable with seems rare these days!
bonermonkey 31
honestly if you didn't consider that side before you got married then YDI :') you're each others best friends and life companions, if anyone can help him it's you and its nice to be comfortable around each other :) for the good the bad and the gross :P
snazz23 20
I knew that was going to be a part of marraige, however I've never spoken to a married person that was like "omg last night Bob had the nastiest infection on his ass and I had to clean it out!"
blvcklvnd69 14
He should have better assisted you.
snazz23 20
OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!
Kakapo4Ever 11
ew
nesteremily 31
That's the best type of relationship when you can be so open lol
G6Fari 18
I want a marriage like this
candyndanny 10
yup! been there done that lol i read it and was like omg her too lol
crystalhale 15
I'm engaged, and this is the kind of relationship I have with my fiancé! I wouldn't have it any other way! he's cut off his thumb, and I had to Dr it until his scheduled surgery date, I've had to take car of and help Dr his when he had a bad staph infection (I was super careful!) I even help take care of his food when he got a bone infection from stepping on a nail!
xMaeLA 24
Jeez, you're an amazing woman.
chicagossirish 7
my girlfriend is a nurse the second I get a pimple she over me like flies on shit trying to pop it
yearoftheidiots 5
i feel you pain and lord forbid it be a painful one relentless lol
rhiannonleesarah 14
haha being a nurse I do the same thing, I think it's a nurse thing
jasonrellet 22
My girlfriend is obsessed with popping pimples. It's gotten to the point that I get mad when she tries. She'll do it in public
RosaMaravillosa 10
She should go study to be a dermatologist and make money with it!
Bearsmomma 30
Thankfully I was blessed with great skin. I maybe have a blemish once a year. It's rare enough my family teases me relentlessly should one appear. Anyway, I thought it was bad to pop them.
Kagomay 8
Nah I'm a nurse and I find it disguising to pop pimples. Mainly because when I was growing up I was told it spread the acne by popping them. I never had acne, if I ever developed a pimple kids would tell me to pop it, i would use noxema on it and the next morning it would be gone.
faifai_fml 21
Yup. Welcome to marriage. Last week my husband volunteered to pop a zit for me that had shown up directly under my armpit and was very irritated by my bra band. One day, your husband will do the same for you, and you'll be glad you're not going it alone!
dunicha 20
Ah, I'll always remember the first time my husband said "Can you look and see what's going on here? My taint is really itchy."