Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
IIIlibras tells us more.
Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.
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broomhildo 19
OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.
Mirorbo 27
My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!
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wroofer 2
my nails hurt just reading this!
Random59 1
Make your own ******* food. Lazy ass
mayito10 5
ummmm.... were you watching "higurashi"? cuz if so, i can imagine why you think that. (also cuz, that's the only thing i've ever watched with a nail ripping scene...) that shit is serious..... -_-"
beachchick22 0
OW FYL...that is painful just to read
UsagiArwen 23
I was cringing as I read this one, op. That's just awful and painful to even think about.
IIIlibras 6
Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.
kroekdog 7
damn! that dog is a bitch! (har har har)
iBiteRoses 22
OUCH
Peachy2392 26
I'm usually not a grammar nazi, mostly because my grammar isn't perfect so why correct others? But really, "my boyfriend and I's"?
crazysox 4
Way back in february, I got my finger caught in a heavy door. It turned purple with blood, and it didn't help that just an hour later I dropped a xylophone on that same finger, and when reaching down to pick up a pencil, a man who probably weighed 200 lbs stepped on my hand. I went swimming today and the chlorine washed the blood out but I also accidentally sliced my finger today. I was left with a hangnail of my whole entire nail, which I just cut off. It's bleeding into a Hello Kitty bandage and it hurts like sh!t. I feel your pain.
skyorpia101 4
Damn their not kidding when they say pain is beauty
hotpinkpepsi 6
OMG WTF did u do hurts like a moths fugga
Samster2000 9
Which makes a lot of sense.
cassi135t 1
Ouch... It takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap the bitch that ripped the nails off your fingers. XD Unless you had an infection and it was a doctor. Cause we all know doctors are nice people.