Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
IIIlibras tells us more.
Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.
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broomhildo 19
OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.
Mirorbo 27
My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!
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Comments (106)
MedChew 19
Thanks, now I'm totally freaked out just thinking about it. After 5 minutes of having my fingers in a tight fist did I manage to fully extend them to comment on this.
trangster612 2
ouch, how did ya do that? I know the feeling, had a slow painful process of my toe nail falling off because of a soccer match
Acaprice14 9
did you get attacked by Kane? (referring to See No Evil)
kroekdog 7
didnt he rip people's eyeballs out?
Punkpoptart1119 20
#19: That movie was awesome but I had to turn away when he took that chicks eyeballs out. Eh..I'm squeamish again..
TripOnShoelaces 0
Can I eat them?
TripOnShoelaces 0
Can I eat them?
lol32360 0
WTF?!?!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Can I eat them?
Person1233 13
I think you've had enough.
coltsrock37 15
dude...just stop
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
28- ROFL
TripOnShoelaces 0
Woah. I did not mean to post this three times. That was weird. Damn you iPod Touch!
evillittleme 5
I can feel the pain just reading your FML :s
Cheer79 12
Ugh it reallyyy hurts! Ive had my toenail ripped off by a door once. NOT FUN!!
jhill16 0
hey I'm a freshman to and I was born just a month before u
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
you are really hitting on this girl go get social in reality
Carlie_McCartney 1
Yucky I'm sorry!