Intimacy: Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school.... - FML

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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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kelli09 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:19

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:03

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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oh_L1fe912 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:27

haha. i'm sorry. vodka's a bitch.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:56

Popular people will live in boxes, while unpopular people will live in mansions. :)

FML102938 8

Friday 29 July 2011 18:24

ftw

AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Friday 17 January 2014 6:04

you're my hero

tournamentdecide 33

Friday 25 July 2014 22:33

Unless they're unpopular for being a stoner who never shows up to school.

keyofdestiny13 24

Monday 6 April 2015 12:14

21, what kind of logic is that?

omfgitsvera 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:22

agree with #17; popularity...still, really?

Meta_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 12:51

Poor baby! :(

laceorizer 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:10

True or False:: You are better than others..... FALSE! you selfish, arrogant piece of shit. GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

courtz94 24

Friday 11 April 2014 9:02

I can agree that he's no better than anyone else. OP, a lot of truth about a person comes out when they're drunk. Think on that for a while.

Oops_myb 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:15

Lol Dude Happened to me in College... not the least popular but pretty unattractive... fml vodka Its all good tho, I spent the next night with her smoking hot best friend lol

alicianoar 7

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:34

man *****

hockey_66 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:04

hahahaha

kaengelangeleyes 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:11

Loser.

GRgoldfish 19

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:24

you're a *beeping* pig.

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:19

Lol beeping pig? That creates some odd mental images

tournamentdecide 33

Friday 25 July 2014 22:34

I imagined a button on a pig that beeps when you press it.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 26 April 2018 20:08

"Remember, I don't like pickles or onions on my Big Mac. And can I get some fries with my burger?"

Tank55 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:20

#24 lol that was gold

caught22 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:16

you're an ass

PKYAZ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:49

I totally agree with #2 and #3 it dosn't matter as long as she is a girl with 3 holes to play with JK JK popularity haha whatever who cares and no am not joking the holes are the important thing =)

callmedirt 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:09

yeah, because once you're out of high school, it's still all about whos popular. man, you're screwed for life.

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