Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML
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Ankana 0
is anyone else thinking of the phrase "it's all in the family?"
Compass 0
The FML is that OP, his wife, his brother-in-law, brother-in-law's wife, father-in-law, and mother-in-law all go to the same swingers establishment. OP could potentially sleep with his mother-in-law.
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Comments (24)
cartesianlogic 0
the keys in the bowl thing was really more in the 70's and 80's (although it still happens some) and happened at parties not establishments. typically when someone refers to a swingers establishment they'll be refering to a small club, typically they'll have small rooms and a common area, some also offer pool tables, hot tubs, etc. and adults interested in less monagamous relationships will go there to socialize and/or hook up. it's a more laid back affair these days than it used to be with the more structures parties. it's a really interesting subculture and several fascinating books have been written on the topic.
gg18189 2
my parents are the owners of a swingers club in a major us city have owned and operated it for over a decade. I have been working at said establishment for over 3 years if u have a good family a very open family it isn't a problem at all and for ur info sex is usually allowed on premises at these type of clubs weather u want to partake or not it is still an exciting experience u can find clubs like this around u on different sites like sdc and others it truly is a one of a kind experience and at these places no does me NO
bobbymullet 11
I don't follow..?
sharklover2017 11
its where a couple goes to a place where it is ok to have sex with other partners. it eliminates the chance of them cheating on each other, because when they go there, they are giving each other permission to sleep with anyone there. The only rule is, you don't have an affair outside the swinger establishment. What happens there, stays there.
teacupofsunshine 29
I feel like this story is getting a bit to personal. As the saying goes"keeping it in the family" My advice switch clubs.