Intimacy: Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about...

By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 23:15 - United States - Angleton

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

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Same thing different taste

By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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You deserved it 7 570

Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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Don't listen to Cosmo

By FMBs - 30/04/2014 23:40 - Puerto Rico - Guaynabo

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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You deserved it 23 450

Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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oathkeeper99 31

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:58

Hey, don't dish it out if you can't take it!

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:57

Look likes she ones step a head of you. I'm sure you didn't mean to rub her the wrong way, but it's a touchy subject

Comments

jk_waks23 19

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:42

You should have seen that coming :p

Florentina 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:57

If you're gonna dish it out, you gotta be ready to take it OP...

retromermaid 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:00

Slow clap for your girlfriend.

otecasacid 22

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:05

Not sure how some guys are so bad at sex acts. Equal effort gets equal reward, if you step your game up she might feel like doing the same.

Metthew 15

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:28

That's all on you, buddy.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:40

You deserve it for being such an ass. You clearly don't deserve head if you're gonna complain about how your girlfriend does it.

LethalSeamonkey 15

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:43

...what did you think was going to happen?!

gintwinsmoore 20

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:59

men really need better lessons in giving WOMEN head...be grateful she didn't break up with you over it!

SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:15

Well then! Now that you've opened up that topic for communication, you'd better BOTH get to reading! Take it as it is, get better and practice, practice, practice! This could be awesome for you guys =)