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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 10:19 - Australia

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:39

Your dad is awesome.

speshlk37 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:43

Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?

Comments

SolanumX 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:45

Pretty sure that means he doesn't like your choice in "men", and is trying to get your "boyfriend" to feel too uncomfortable/ hurt to continue your relationship. And to reiterate what 1-3 said: Your dad is pro.

J3R3MYY 14

Saturday 22 October 2011 10:03

Rele random ppl sorry but #11, is this DMX from YF haha?

J3R3MYY 14

Saturday 22 October 2011 10:05

Rele random ppl sorry but #11, is this DMX from YF haha?

Real_Talk21 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:45

BURN!!!

SolanumX 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:47

I can just picture the black dude in your pic saying "BURN!!!"

Real_Talk21 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:50

lol the "black dude" is the greatest comedian of all time, Richard Pryor

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:03

"It will sober up yo ass QUICK!" "Hey, man. Couldja give me a light?"

SolanumX 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:04

18- Would he say "BURN!!!?"

mudkipsan 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:34

No, but he probably said "Help, I'm burning!" after his freebasing accident.

Mazi09 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:45

Nah she just likes those girly boys

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:47

Your dad = WINNING!

Ghostkiller12345 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:12

and you=Failing

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:48

Your dad is a total badass. And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. ;)

JoeLouisBomber 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:48

Your dad is the best

afulks78 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:52

Dad FTW !

ukrage 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:52

Trolololololololol dad !

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:53

EDIT: Double post sorry

LindseyLunatic 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:53

that is great :) ahh reminds me of the days when i was majorly into emo/scene boys. they still have a special place in my heart :) so cute. --sigh-- now i go for the men who actually look like men and not girls from behind.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:11

Same, kinda sucks to grow up and realize..."wow, I liked guys who wore girl's pants. WHY!?"

btstig 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:16

You need to stay away from whom ever ****** your eye up yo.

RawrNom 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 11:44

I used to like emo guys too. maybe it was the hair? or the jeans? Or maybe that I realised I liked girls a while after lmao. Emo boys are too cute. Shame it's a dying breed :(