Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Top comments
Christel239 5
Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.
MetalxSoldier 26
She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;
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Comments (133)
anajanet1 4
Haha
hellokeroppi 5
You should've replied: "me too"
Snafuusmc 12
Women...I swear just this one you have now or not anymore is just a bitch to do that to you. You deserve better!
perdix 31
Maybe her big mistake was not staying around and cuddling with you after you two ****** like rabbits! Maybe she forgot you're just a big ol' Cuddle Bear :)
Herzog8 2
Doesn't matter had sex
itooamscrewed 10
Gee, you slept with your ex and it turned out to be a bad idea.... nobody ever would have seen that coming *eyeroll* I don't care how horny you are, nothing good ever came out of sleeping with someone you used to date
xminixlovex 6
maybe she really meant it and she meant make a big mistake as the mistake of letting you go before?
jarad206 0
Should've liked it...
marscm55 11
Maybe she was taking about something/someone else?
jaruk9 4
The mistake may have been breaking up with you