Health: Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing... - FML

By lilykat84 - 29/07/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

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lilykat84 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:37

This is my FML.. that I wrote a while back ago! Just now commenting on it, ha. Anyways, yeah my thighs do rub together at times.. >.> It bites but sometimes powder helps a little. I learned the hard way that rubbing lotion (it was bath and body works lotion) on freshly chaffed thighs burns like hell. Truthfully I'm not THAT over weight. I would like to lose about 30 pounds though, but that'll have to wait until after February. Thanks for the comments though, some were pretty funny! ^.^

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Friday 29 July 2011 11:39

Thunder thighs! No but that sucks I guess.

Camillams 2

Friday 29 July 2011 11:50

We can't all have beautiful skinny legs. I don't have skinny legs, but I'm not fat. Life just isn't fair sometimes

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whoajessicalee 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:35

just cause this happened doesn't mean their fat I've had it happen two or three times and I'm not fat it's just the very top on the thighs touch, just cause their not a stick doesn't mean their fat

sammie91michelle 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:58

showerrr than lmgao nastyyy asss

phoenixfinest823 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:14

Lol fatass.

littlejord007 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:29

hit the treadmill fatty

deathphsyco 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:11

loose some weight fat ass

dirtdude19 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:01

I've had that happen at Disneyland, not fun....

danyellechey 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:09

this might sound wierd... but if you rub deodorant between your thighs it prevents chafing. and you dont need fat legs for them to rub together. jusss saying

Reks360 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:14

OOOOOOOHHHH SO UR FAT I GET IT! o yeah rlly fk your life P.S. becareful of heart attacks, they sneak up like ninjas

LuvvvML 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:55

Fat ass!

partaytayy 3

Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

oh no! try walking with ur legs farther apart? or work out more?

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