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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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You should definitely persue a career in writing my friend

I feel bad for your dog... And your anus...

I feel bad for your dog... And your anus...

Why was he put to sleep. *tears up*

Zyngwarff 3

Very descriptive...

You are a terrible person...

Wow. You wrote that really well.. Sorry about your lost though OP. :((

I don't know why, but I'm seriously hoping OP is a guy.

Dillyduzit 23

The way you worded this was so beautiful.

*takes off hat* *bows head in respect* *sniffles*