Kids: Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's... - FML

By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 25 July 2014 5:12

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

now how'd he manage that?

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dougierocks 13

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:07

I can't decide which direction I want to go. Wondering where an 8 year old found a glory hole. Or you need to stop listening to Beyoncé... (Wondering how many people will get the second one?)

JacobHelms 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:22

Was he fooling around with Pinocchio?

frackhappens 3

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:32

Bwahahaha! he had wood....

sandman2118 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:12

Hey if you're going to be a parent of a boy get ready for some odd shit an badly placed injuries an if you are the father stop bitching you have a penis too an if you are the mother then who cares you pushed him out of you so yeah be a parent

melindamyers 5

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:16

um..what exactly was he doing??

buckdharma 36

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:21

Look for the girl with the wooden teeth.

SofiaM0517 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:30

............ HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?...

orangeink25 3

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

murica

cheisawesome 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

The real meaning of morning wood...

demented_potato6 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:30

Is he Pinocchio

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