By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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ulissey_fml 22

Tell me you did not use tongs.

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m1k3_b0rr311 15

getting it on with Pinocchio's sister

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QuaSiCos 10

Ah you beat me to it. :( Pinocchio syndrome.

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Taylor22294 24

Luckily he's young and he will forget about by the time he hits his teens.

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TheKingKen 22

IF your son was humping a piece of wood, I would be able to emphatize because my 5-year-old brother had his fair share of humping things :/

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vikky538 28

ask him to stop painting the wooden deck..

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martin8337 35

A piece of wood stuck in his wood.

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