Kids: Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's...

By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 25 July 2014 5:12

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

now how'd he manage that?

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robertmil90 10

Friday 25 July 2014 4:38

how?

el_mermaid 16

Friday 25 July 2014 4:49

He was grinding on that wood

savageRabitt 6

Friday 25 July 2014 5:03

How in the **** did that happen

kingoftheawkward 5

Friday 25 July 2014 6:04

This is terrible news...how does this happen?!

jetski67 6

Friday 25 July 2014 7:11

Is your son pinocchio?

iluvFMLs15 19

Friday 25 July 2014 8:01

not too sure I want to know why...glad you kept that part out lol. although I can guess why, but still.

DarkGem 13

Friday 25 July 2014 8:50

Was he wanking with 2 kinds of wood? ;D I think it's more of a F his like

joesmoeblow 2

Friday 25 July 2014 9:10

Wow morning wood at such an early age?

lollypop624 11

Friday 25 July 2014 11:57

How... How.... How exactly..... did - weird kid!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 25 July 2014 16:15

I can jus feel the pain of that. How the hell did he manage to get a splinter in his penis?

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