Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
So you broke up with her cause she said no? Maybe she just wasn't ready?
Iknowsomestuff 9
Maybe she broke up with him though.
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Comments (155)
mosquito19 14
she certainly said yes to vacation.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Vacation's all she ever wanted Vacation, had to get away Vacation's meant to be spent alooooone
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Maybe thats just karma for making your other Ex help you pick out the wedding ring.
kFrizzleee 1
This is the same guy?!
kFrizzleee 1
This is the same guy?!
gardenwhipped3 14
Tough call. Depending on the nature and the severity of the refusal, maybe you should have just cancelled her ticket to give you a head start on packing your stuff and moving.
cgchamp89 7
YDI for not knowing what her answer would be... Get on the same page with your significant other.
StanSmith2013 26
Maybe she wasn't ready for such a huge change in life. Hopefully with some time, she will come to her senses and you two can have a long and happy marriage :)
MakeTodayADTR 20
Did Francine say no the first time you asked her? :P
perdix 31
You know, they do sell alcohol on planes. Knock back a few cocktails and the flight, as well as life itself, will become wonderful. At least until you sober up. Sorry your plan to purchase your girlfriend's affection with expensive travel failed. :(
Mr1carus 1
Maybe booking the holiday came before the decision to propose. Just sayin'.
BossPathfinderGM 14
I would think it wasn't a plan to purchase her affection so much as it was intended to make the event a truly romantic and memorable one. He clearly did not expect a negative answer or he would not have even asked.
MakeTodayADTR 20
At least it wasn't the first day :P
DinoChicken 3
There are plenty of fish in the sea! Don't give up hope! :D
Techtacular 0
Communication, people!
Welshite 40
What? Communication between OP and his girlfriend put him in this mess. Any more communication between them might result in one throwing the other out of the airborne plane.
Harpy20 24
I think it was meant as OP should have at least talked to his gf about it before randomly popping the question. If they had had a few conversations beforehand, he would have known how she felt about marriage and could have easily avoided this.
DidUrMom_Twice 6
Shoulda gota bigger ring