Intimacy: Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for... - FML

By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States

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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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iheartdance 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:50

You've got to start sometime ;)

antart3 18

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:50

How does that even happen?!

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MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:47

Murica

InSultan 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 20:37

did it work?

NicciJ87 10

Thursday 16 January 2014 8:37

maybe it helps him fall asleep! lol

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:56

How did he learn that early?

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:06

Natures sleep medicine

Starham1 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 7:41

WHAT THE F*CK?!

youngfrd 16

Monday 9 March 2015 19:56

that could actually be a sign of sexual abuse in the home....

misjka 7

Sunday 20 March 2016 23:00

Well obviously you haven't studies childrens psychology at all. Hope you get fired!

urfuny2me 2

Tuesday 19 April 2016 3:45

OMG! Wherever you are working let the world know so they do not send their children there! You are an idiot if you really put a child in time out for that... Not to mention professionals in this field do not use the phrase "timeout" I hope you are just reaching for something to put on here because you are a complete idiot if you did that!!! Take any classes, read a book... Do something you are terrible!

Average_person 12

Tuesday 5 July 2016 4:09

he can ejaculate in preschool?

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