Health: Today, I had to get my blood taken for a test at the doctors.... - FML

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By bmr14597 - 22/05/2016 04:19 - Australia - Bundoora

Today, I had to get my blood taken for a test at the doctors. The lady came in with a girl about my age who said she was a student nurse and would be taking my blood. I didn't have a problem with this. Until she didn't put the needle in far enough and the blood ran all down my arm. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:45

They've all got to learn somehow and mistakes will be made along the way, it is unavoidable. Sucks that you had to be the test subject though.

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:45

They've all got to learn somehow and mistakes will be made along the way, it is unavoidable. Sucks that you had to be the test subject though.

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