Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
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Comments (161)
FuhrerBurg 11
What the **** do you know
NinjaJellyfish 27
He's a keeper :)
guttedbrit 26
This sounds a lot like my 24 year old boyfriend! I kinda like it, though, I must say! Never take life too seriously OP! :)
littlebiggs23 11
Well you're just a stick in the mud. I would probably give my boyfriend a public BJ if he started making dinosaur noises. Learn to laugh a little. Bitch.
gablucas 12
Some people like to live their life to the fullest.
dreadlocmask 15
Who says it isn't acceptable?
Raefy 10
objection!
Cavsfodawin 21
Men never mature, we just age.
Cavsfodawin 21
A fully grown man is most of the time just as mature as most teenage boys. Thats why even when we are adults we still think innapropriate jokes are funny.
JudgeComrade 17
Making dinosaur sounds in only unacceptable off you're bad at it.