lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
fittingroompotty
United States
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
MentalHealthWorker
True hero
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
mpfrost153
United States
TW: Gross
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
frenchy
United States
Clean up in aisle 4
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Rebecca c
Nice neighborhood
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
shittyhall
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Top comments
asapp78 16
Some people are disgusting. Sorry you had to do that.
AboveAll04 14
job security ? its the only positive I can think of
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FMLkoala 28
You don't think that pun is slightly overused?
giraffelovergirl 19
That's a pretty shitty job.
derpyshy 16
As a retail worker, I understand how commonplace is sort of thing is ( and shouldn't be, but I digress). I've come to notice that certain times of day equals a particular type of customer. In issues where events like this happen, it often during the time (mid-morning and occassionally mid-afternoon) when the majority of patrons are elderly.
xTrepidation 14
I completely agree. When I worked retail I noticed this too, for us it was between 10 -11. I would specifically take my break early because I knew what was coming.
Cazz91 21
Imagine catching that person during the act and how much more awkward it would have been? Either way I am sorry you had to clean up that mess in a some what unexpected place depending on where you work (believe me, I have heard those types of stories from Walmart employees that I know).
MerrikBarbarian 9
In my experience? They don't care. I've seen people pee their pants or take a shit right in front of me. It's disgusting. Generally they are drunk, stoned or both. Some feel its a way of literally ******** on those beneath them in society.
robotiick7 23
25- slightly? If I had a penny for every time somebody said the"shitty situation" pun I'd be richer than Bill gates.
perdix 31
You should have turned it into a quitting room.
captainmpg 9
Not everyone can afford that, but I agree!
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
I had the same thing happen when I was working house keeping at this rich ass resort. Some rich fat **** took a shit in the tub... The ******* tub? I feel your pain.
perdix 31
#31, no, you'd have to read that pun about 3000 times a second during every second of an 80 year lifespan. I love math!
jw90 18
That's just nasty. Some humans are worse than animals. It's ridiculous.
ThatHorse 15
Yer ******** me! Really?