Health: Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist... - FML

By Applejacks18 - 06/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Helena

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML

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Applejacks18 15

Thursday 6 June 2013 18:05

OP here. I was awake for about 2 minutes before they knocked me out again. My tooth actually broke on the way out so I heard the dentist debate with his staff whether or not he should just leave the root in. The dentist is a cool guy and even offered to buy me lunch sometime.

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zingline89 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 16:09

Not a wise thing to do.

Welshite 39

Thursday 6 June 2013 16:13

Same thing happened to me. The feeling of having your tooth ripped out and you can't do anything but lay there paralyzed is absolutely horrible. I had nightmares for days.

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hobbs96 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:13

So? I was awake as they pulled all four of mine. I know they numbed you. This isn't really an FML

SBurrke 11

Wednesday 13 January 2016 4:06

I was awake for mine, it really Isn't that bad. He even gave me a mirror so I could watch.

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