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W45T3D_Y0UTH Canada

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

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Nothing that makes me look like a prostitute. Makes one wonder how one could get mistaken for one at noon. In front of a cop car, no less.

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That's a good thing, guys think your good looking! Except maybe your showing too much.

Sucky sucky, 5 dolla?

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Are you a stripper?

I feel your pain! I work in a state office and I dress appropriately, but whenever I'm outside my apartment waiting for my bus, a car never fails to pull along side me in an attempt to hire my "services". The worst part is, my badge is always hanging around my neck and highly visible. It's just the area I live in.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

I'd smile and say "boys I'm not for sale."

Do you work at a strip club?

ummm what were you wearing

It's the way your dressed

It might be a prank, I once did something similar to someone with some friends.

Just say, much more than you can afford

see dave chappelle had this bit where he explains that sometimes men confuse women who wear hooker uniforms for actual hookers