Today, i had a threesome with 2 fellow employees. One of them... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 03:39

Today, i had a threesome with 2 fellow employees. One of them being my manager. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 16 August 2019 20:02

This is only an FML if they were really bad, you were completely wasted, or you participated against your will. If you were down to **** both of them, stop complaining, and call it a win.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Sunday 20 October 2019 5:09

Do you work in the **** industry? If not, you may want to consider the wisdom of "Don't shit where you eat".

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 16 August 2019 20:02

This is only an FML if they were really bad, you were completely wasted, or you participated against your will. If you were down to **** both of them, stop complaining, and call it a win.

zoelog 10

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:01

not sure why you're complaining. I'm assuming you were not forced into this? if that's the case then ydi. if you were forced then contact the police.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Sunday 20 October 2019 5:09

Do you work in the **** industry? If not, you may want to consider the wisdom of "Don't shit where you eat".

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