Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML
Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Top comments
ChickenTenders 6
Not quite sure how someone needing to vomit is funny...
rsunshine2020 13
You have a SICK sense of humor
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Comments (137)
Fireful 9
First, noticing that someone needs to vomit doesn't make you observant, and second, vomiting's not really funny.
ashhxoxo 14
That's not being observant sweetie, that's being an ass.
Abdulis2cool 9
By posting this You're literally begging people to click YDI
Courts0001 11
Why does it say I clicked you deserved it when this is the first time ive read this and says its dated 2/8/13, dont americans put the month first then the date?
randomgirl1234 20
It was posted on the 8th of February, therefore it is right. 2/8
Jebitesevsi 11
It wasn't funny before either.
doglover100 28
How is someone vomiting funny?
randomgirl1234 20
I couldn't do that... I have emetophobia :(
MoroseMoose 47
Sorry, you deserved it for thinking somebody else's discomfort is funny.
lucasjames22 8
What the Hell is wrong with you? how could that ever be funny? you are a sick ****!!
kevingirl 6
what is wrong with you? why would you think that's funny? you're warped and should not be doing anything involving patient care