By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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Top comments

ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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RedPillSucks 31

Now that pennies no longer have copper, he'll just look the normal dumb shit that he actually is.

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Angelastic_fml 18

Eat some prunes and see if you can poop out a million dollars. How come nobody's made a joke about filthy lucre or dirty money yet?

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iTayTayTaylor 1

At least it wasn't a quarter.

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RedPillSucks 31

or a Susan B Anthony dollar. Those pointy edges are like eating a ninja star.

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hayfizzy 3

It would take long for chance to pass through your system not 24 hours.

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FalconSam1414 19

Maybe, just maybe... you're just a human ATM... :O

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hateevryone 14

At least you shitted it out.

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missalkali 8

yeah! give it to Obama! he keeps saying he wants change…

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

I don't believe you ate that money. I think you shoved it up your a$$

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RochelleRedvines 8

Salvage them and use them to tip the next rude waiter you come across.

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