By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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Top comments

ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Comments

ma77 9

That's pretty shitty, but at least you didn't piss it all away.

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RedPillSucks 31

That would have been much more painful.

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doctorhook86 24

4: After hearing this story, I'll think twice before picking up a quarter.

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EduJav321 24

He's also, literallly, ******** away money

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FireFlie07 20

Might want to go to a doctor in case you ate anything else

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stoned_is 1

Hope thats the only thing u swallowed.... Lmao... Jk

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Franorox 8

Your comment would have been acceptable without lmao jk

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raraisbang 12

Maybe he was just constipated when he shit out change and you weren't when you did? Plenty of people on the planet have a hard time ******** on a regular basis, not just because they've swallowed some coins.

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supportcommand 17

Can't believe it hasn't been said yet." Keep the change ".

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fabulosogurlee 7

And if they weren't dirty before, then they sure as he'll are now

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Seethatguy 3

If you get so messed up that you actually start ******** coins, it's time to quit drinking. Or quit carrying change.

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RedPillSucks 31

You're looking at it the wrong way. He should be drinking more, so that when he *****, more coins come out. I'm guessing he paid $4.25 for a drink that costs $4.13 Ok, maybe he should just pay with larger bills?

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