Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work.... - FML

By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By helpme - 23/11/2015 17:00 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

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By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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By cullenthegreat - 25/08/2016 16:26 - United States - Villanova

Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By Jennie - 05/12/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I discovered the office coffee machine had been replaced with a complex espresso maker. I'm so introverted that instead of asking for help, I spent the day googling how to operate it, all to end up with a cup of lukewarm frothed milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML

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By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

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By Eddward - 15/06/2021 06:00

Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I'd woken up from, because it's been three months since I've worked at that call center. FML

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By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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harrystylesfan69 5

Monday 27 February 2012 8:55

Damn those cappuchino machines!

DrMime 10

Monday 27 February 2012 8:57

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:56

How is this FML worthy? No offense, OP.

BlindLight 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:26

Was is a kinky dream? Lol.

dudeisdude2224 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:43

idiot your so cheap you dream about that

FMLJFL 5

Thursday 26 July 2012 19:45

Whatever helps you sleep at night

SavannahSunshine 26

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:56

Was it awkward between you and it the next day at work? ;)

madd3m 5

Monday 18 November 2013 4:46

The songs played at my work some how the songs from work have invaded my dreams as well. Ps: If your wondering what could possibly be so horrible about it, the cd is kids bop.

JaiBrooks5 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:30

Was it a wet dream?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:01

What is that? A coffee a machine?

jen1097 25

Thursday 4 December 2014 8:33

I work in a cafe and every time I fall asleep after a particularly long/busy shift I dream about the machines ahahahha

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