By fashionista1787 - 12/09/2011 03:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Shoulda told him, "No, even if that's the closest you're going to get to a woman's ******."

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bevsta 7

Maybe he wants to use it as a tea bag?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow... That is one of the weirdest/grossest things I have ever heard in my life.

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rattusrattus 18

I wonder what it says about my life that this is not, in fact, one of the weirdest or creepiest things I have ever heard?

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blueberrypsycho 9

i have an overwhelming need to ask you now, what is the weirdest thing you've ever experienced?

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2twokaka 1

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! old ppls r werid but u got to respect them

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pfx2_fml 15

Just tell them you got your own garden to tend to.

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pfx2_fml 15

Just tell them you got your own garden to tend to.

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bubo_fml 10

"Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?"

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TraceCase_ 19

...with Playtex, Kotex and Tampax strings, and blood clots, all in a row.

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Glockinator 2

Did you say yes? It's only polite

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