By oh_its_true - 18/09/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML
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oh_its_true 0

To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.

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rakhil11 7

Ah, geez. FYL. But the girl's life is ****** way more than yours.

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plexico 3

You say you'd love to, but you wouldn't be convincing unless you were able to re-enact how this child was conceived. Deal?

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plexico 3

That outcome could happen if the guy's dick is long or that girl's brain was more than pea-sized.

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DameGreyWulf 0

18 I dunno, I doubt this guy's dick could be long enough for that. Unless her vag is short... also F the baby's L

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allmidnighteyes 10

Was Roger Lodge there with his thought bubbles and stupid commentary as well?

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Pandasaur 0

Isn't that what happens on every blind date?

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besad_fml 0

If I ever go on a blind date and I hate my date. I would probably say that.

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sebbo99 0

i think we need a bit of jeremy kyle!!

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GuyWithAGuitar 0

At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. Lol

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Atthem 0

Exactly. This isn't a fml at all. A chick you don't have to worry about getting pregnant? have fun until she starts to show and move on.

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FerrariCake 2

Not really an FML. It's not like you were engaged to her, or married to her, and THEN found out she was pregnant from some guy in prison. In fact, all you're out is a couple of drinks. You should have told her "all right, let's go!", left immediately, driven to her parents' house, and sped away after she got out of the car. Duh.

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allmidnighteyes 10

lol, Charlie on a blind date. "Remember your back-story? You're a philanthropist." "I'm a... full on rapist"

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