Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML
oh_its_true tells us more.
To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Sparkey 0
she sounds like a keeper!
rakhil11 7
Ah, geez. FYL. But the girl's life is ****** way more than yours.
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Comments (85)
Dynoblaze 1
you should have said " yes, but only after you blow me"
greeneye_fml 12
Hope you didn't.
oh_its_true 0
To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.
rakhil11 7
Ah, geez. FYL. But the girl's life is ****** way more than yours.
sheheartsthings 0
yeah OR he could have made THAT up so he doesn't feel like a complete loser for getting rejected and not even realizing it. Extra added detail = not believable. Seems more like a joke.
bakerella 29
glad you were smart enough to run away right then. wtf
SailorSolaris 43
You know, 74, we're only allowed 300 characters for FML's. Not enough for all that detail.
dsnke1 0
lol @ blind dating, I say FYL for that
edible1 0
So what? It's just a blind date. Not like you ever have to see her again. Yeah, more like FHL.
MDNL 0
lol at 27 XD
crazyrunnergirl 7
It must be love at first sight!
atishe24 9
Imagine her FML!
picante72 24
Sounds legit.
emuexport 4
What a winner......